You are a product of the 80s if …

-You know what “Psyche”(Sike) means.
-You know the profound meaning of “Wax On, Wax Off”.
-You know that another name for a keyboard is a “Synthesizer”.
-You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.
-You know who Tina Yothers is.
-You wanted to be a Goonie.
-You know who Max Headroom is.
-You ever wore Flourescent, neon clothing.
-You could breakdance, or wished you could.
-You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween.
-You believed that “By the Power of Greyskull,” you HAD the POWER.
-You thought partying “like it’s 1999″ seemed sooo far away.
-You knew that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
-You wanted to be on Star Search.
-You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
-You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.
-You owned a doll with “Xavier Roberts” signed on its butt, or knew someone who did.
-You knew what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout”.
-You HAD to have your MTV.
-You hold a special place in your heart for “Back to the Future”
-You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
-You have heard of “Garbage Pail Kids”.
-You remember when “punks” actually shocked people
-You knew “The Artist”, back when he was humbly called “Prince”
. -You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played “Sam” to be.
-You remember when ATARI was a state-of-the-art video game.
-You bought cassettes instead of LPs.
-You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the moon.
-You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut, or any other
collection of glass they came out with.
-Poltergeist freaked you out.
-You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
-You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
-You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish,or know someone who did.
-You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.
-You had a crush on one of the Corey’s (Haim or Feldman).
-You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.
-You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
-You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
-You know what a “Whammee” is.
-You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did.
-You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own Alien.
-Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
-You have ever called 867-5309.
-You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox on your wall.
-You held the top score on PacMan.

IF you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend are a child of the 80’s.

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