Are you Martha or Maxine? * Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! * To [...]

Funny Subtitles from Hong Kong Here’s a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong… 1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5. A normal [...]

A collection of one liners How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you [...]