Why We Love Kids 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t [...]

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if there was a Klingon Programmer on the staff 10) “You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you’ve read it in the original Klingon.” 9) “Indentation?! – I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!” “What is this talk of ‘release?’ Klingons do not make [...]

Top Ten reasons the 80’s were a cooler than the 90’s: 10) MTV actually played videos in the 80’s. 9) There were only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (White with a red swoosh), and they didn’t cost $125. 8)A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through [...]