Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. Today I sniffed Many dog butts–I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy–come to kill us all– Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! [...]

A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to gain its owner’s attention.

This was part of the Hyperspace Hoopla show at Disney/MGM Studios’ Star Wars Weekends 2007. Couples include: Chewie and a Jawa, Luke and Leia, and Queen Amidala and Darth Vader. This show was performed a total of 12 times during Star Wars Weekends and a different couple won each time. It all depended on the [...]